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Anaconda by Mister Hankey - the perfect dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

Last updated on October 29th, 2018 at 09:18 am. The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this […]

Shockspot fucking machine - the best and most powerful fucking machine for BDSM and anal Gay Sex

The Shockspot Fucking Machine

Last updated on December 3rd, 2018 at 10:53 am. The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day comes and computers take over the world, the Shockspot will be the machine the cyborgs […]

The Kong fucking machine. The most powerful fucking machine in the world. Great for anal play and BDSM

The most powerful fucking machine in the world

Last updated on October 26th, 2018 at 09:11 am. Kong – the king of fucking machines. This is Kong. The most powerful fucking machine in the world. Regardless of what algorithms, equations or methods are used to calculate the power of a machine, this one comes out on top every time. It’s industrial, a little […]

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