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Anaconda by Mister Hankey - the perfect dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, […]

Shockspot Fucking Machine - the best and most powerful fucking machine for BDSM and anal Gay Sex

The Shockspot Fucking Machine

The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day comes and computers take over the world, the Shockspot will be the machine the cyborgs give a life of its own. Human orifices, beware! […]