Fucking Machines

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, it’s no reptile, it won’t fit in your trousers, and it’s larger than life. This is artisan tubesteak.

Shockspot Fucking Machine

Shockspot Fucking Machine

The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day...

HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine

HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine

HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine. It’s not like other machines. Your bondage and domination scenarios will be replete with sweaty anticipation, shock and awe, and inescapable fulfilment. It’s a piece of kit you’ll dream of owning, and once you do, it will own you.