Mr Hankey Big Daddy

The Centaur and Big Daddy Dildos by Mister Hankey

Mister Hankey’s Centaur and Big Daddy dildos A throbbing expectation hit the front end of July as we awaited the latest batch of Mister Hankey dildos. And the waiting was almost the hardest part. Firstly, the USPS tracking page flashed up strange and mysterious messages. Delays. Interventions. Inspections. Nearly a month later the package arrived, […]

Anaconda by Mister Hankey - the perfect dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, […]

Mr Hankey Lampwick dildo. Ideal for fucking machines.

Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr. Hankey’s Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of these a dildo is probably a disservice. A sculptured love-tool, a signature object d’art or a statement of sex might be […]

Hegar urethral sound

Sounds and dilators – our guide to urethral play

The Kinky Kink guide to urethral sounds and catheters Urethral sounds were designed by doctors in the 18th and 19th centuries to unblock piss holes. Such doctors cared little for patient discomfort hence some of the downright scary designs . In present times sounds are rarely used for medical reasons – antibiotics have largely replaced […]

Sexual freedom naked in the Maspalomas dunes. Anything goes

Maspalomas – the kinkiest place in the world

Maspalomas and Playa Del Ingles Maspalomas and nearby Playa Del Ingles in Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands, Spain are possibly the kinkiest and most hardcore sex tourist holiday locations after 1990s Thailand. Dogging, swinging, voyeurism, open air sex, gang-bangs, gay saunas and clubs, cruising and stranger sex all goes on, completely tolerated, in a […]

CB6000 chastity from Cucumber C4

CB6000 Chastity Device as featured on Cucumber

Here it is – this is the male chastity belt device which Dean flashed to Henry in Channel 4’s Cucumber and Banana shows last night. The CB6000 is the most sparkly, newest and perhaps most restrictive lockable cock snuggler  from the famous CB line of erection preventing plastics. It features three high grade polycarbonate sections […]