What’s in the kit?
Packed in a convenient black bag, there are three components to this kit – the KinkLab Neon Wand, the Flex Capacitor and the Electro-Whip. It’s a post-millennium violet wand type device, with much better electrics, easier to clean surfacesand more versatile and easier to add accessories. There’s also a really useful instruction guide with FAQs and suggestions for each attachment.
The kinky accessories
The Electro Whip is a must-have tool for your BDSM dungeon closet. It’s a solid whip which will produce a might thwack, but combined with the wand has lots of electrical possibilities. It can be used to tickle, run over tits, asses, cocks and feet, and it will tantalise and shock. The experience of a hard, high back lift, and strike; left to linger for the diffuse and random after-jolts is unforgettable. And although every wand guide will suggest you get a more consistent current on smooth, waxed or shave surfaces, we have to say that this device is just great for hairy asses and untended genitalia. The rubber and wand combo is just fabulous spitting sparks, with a complimentary sound and light and energy crackling sensation. The hairier the subject, the more exciting, intense and unpredictable the outcome. Or maybe that’s just our fetish…
The Flex Capacitor looks like something between a cattle prod and a fly zapper. The velvety surfaced conductive rubber coating makes it easy to clean and consistent with the discharge of electricity. It’s also much easier to clean safety than glass. The space between the two prongs is perfect for targeting nipples, a clitoris, the rim of an erect glans penis, an anal pucker or vaginal lips. Prince Alberts would be a dream…
How to use the electro Obsidian Wand Kit
Power is controlled by a round knob – low power for tingles and high power for attention grabbing! There’s a knack to using the attachments. Run along the surface of the body produces a consistent tingling sensation on lower pow and a harsh pulsating shock at higher settings. Please further away, sparks will arc, lengthening until the device is too far away from the subject. The art is to gauge that sweet spot distance to produce a juicy jump of lightning.
This kit works best in the dark. In the dark, your sub will see the sparks fly. If your quivering sub is blindfolded, they might even still see them through the material. Even if they don’t, they’ll certainly hear a range of snaps, crackles and pops which have nothing to do with breakfast food.
The leaflet guide mentions smooth surfaces work best. We presume they mean hairless. That’s fair enough, but errant pubic hairs are the ultimate lighting rod. Roger the Slave Owner found a stray one sprouting near worthless sub’s anus which he exploited like Thor having fun. Remorselessly, he tormented poor worthless sub using only one wilted public hair.
More generally, smaller surface areas and body parts which stick up or out or drip are great for targeting with BDSM thunderbolts. Erect nipples, hairs around erect nipples, beads of precum about to drop from an expectant and hard cock, erotically induced seepage from an engorged vagina; or testicles in general; are perfect to practice on. Mistress Desdemona was super keen on targeting external haemorrhoids, but we think that’s just too mean.
Our recommended BDSM scenarios for this Kinklab kit
Mistress Desdemona in her private dungeon with a recently waxed female tinder acquisition
Mistress Desdemona tried the kit out on a recent online acquaintance in her velvet themed dungeon. The frisson turned to heated energy when Mistress spotted a variety of marvellous piercings, one on the right nipple and the others in each labia. The flex capacitor is just awesome in contact with small piercings, awesome in every way. It is also extremely effective at providing reliable and consistent sensation on large, smooth areas, such as pert breasts and fullsome buttocks – both of which the recent online acquaintance had in abundance. The sense of surprise and that constant fear induced in the sub, lends this device to sensory deprivation scenes.
Roger the Slave Owner and Worthless Sub #16, male and middle-aged and rubber-clad with average genitalia and sub-average pubic grooming
Roger the Slave Owner, on the other hand, just loves his gadgets and machines. On this occasions, he angled Worthless Sub #16 on a customised medical restraint bench and subjected him edging, to machine suction milking interspersed with glans torture with a Hitachi wand and nipple stimulation with feathers and a Wartenberg wheel. Edging turned to orgasm denial with repeated use of the Obsidian Wand kit. Lingering electro arse smacks with the Electro-Whip would make that erection wilt, but so nearly so much as a prolonged adventure darting from testicle to testicle to exposed and vulnerable anus and back with the Flex Capacitor. Roger the Slave Owner focused relentlessly on an errant sticking up anal pubic hair to elicit musical shrieking. All of this was in total darkness, with Roger wearing his see-in-the-dark infrared goggles. All Worthless Sub #16 could see and hear were the sparks and zaps. When he felt it the power, he never knew if it would last a second or longer; tingle or claw, pinch or scythe. Have you ever seen testicles shudder indiscriminately in anticipation? Roger has.
You should buy one of these kits to make your subs scared of the dark. It’s also practical, versatile and easy to clean.
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