Poppers for BDSM and Hard Sex
Sometimes your sphincter needs a little patience. Sometimes your sphincter needs a little love. Sometimes your sphincter needs a fuck off pungent chemical to show it who’s boss and cause it to open sesame on command like a scared little muscle bitch! Great for huffing, sniffing and inhaling, our selection of poppers will help open your rosebud to a wide range of awesome opportunities. From deflowering your bloomage to expanding your event horizon with dildos, cocks, cocks and balls, more balls, hands, fists, feet, limbs and insertibles from beyond normal imaginations, the possibilities are only limited by your anatomy.
Poppers information
Bottle storage and size
Poppers lose their potency quite quickly. There’s a lot of debate about how to keep poppers. Some say to keep in a cool dark place like a garage, some swear by the fridge, others recommend the freezer. Based on experience, we find Amyl is best kept in a cooler dark place, and pentyl is best kept in the freezer. Just remember to let the bottle stand for five minutes when you take it out of the freezer to reach room temperature before you open the bottle. (Poppers are more potent at room temperature in temperate climates).
Wherever you decide to store them, to avoid tainting your vegetables, edibles, laundry, clothes, burgers, frozen peas, artisan sorbets and instant pavlovas, keep your poppers bottles closed tightly and stored in airtight, light blocking, plastic containers. We use a black bag containing three Tupperware boxes in a Matryoshka configuration.
Small bottles stay fresher, so look for 10-16 ml bottles unless you’re hosting a multicock gangbang, planning to monopolise the local cruising ground, claiming bitch rights on an ocean liner or running a beach bear bar in Playa Del Ingles, in which case get a party case of 24+ ml bottles to facilitate furtive fisting and communal-grade gapes.
Ingredients
Working out what exactly is in the bottle, based on the product description can be tricky. Amyl, Pentyl and isoamyl can all refer to CAS 110-46-3, and sellers use these terms interchangeably. However, most sellers market higher strength products as ‘Amyl’ and smoother, slightly lower strength products as ‘Pentyl.’
- Avoid propyl or isopropyl or anything with ‘Propyl’ (CAS 541-42-4) in the poppers description. Additionally, never open a bottle of propyl in a hot climate over 39C or 102F, as it will instantly evaporate. Dispose of it. That’s all we have to say about Propyl.
- If you ever see ‘Buytl’ or ‘Isobutyl’, (CAS 544-16-1 or CAS 542-56-3) the bottles are likely from a previous decade. Butyl was not as good as Amyl, was cheaper and caused nasty headaches, nose burns and skin burns, had other highly undesirable side effects, ignited in direct sunlight and has been banned in Europe for over a decade. Throw away anything marked ‘Butyl’!
- If your bottle is marked ‘Alkyl nitrite’ it’s likely no one will know what is in it. Dispose of any bottles marked ‘Alkyl nitrite’. It’s a bit like getting a bottle from a vending machine where the label says ‘liquid’, or lubing your arse with a bottle of ‘grease’.
- Be suspicious of ‘blends’ and ‘mixes’ etc. These are likely pentyl or amyl mixed with out of date or old stock propyl. Just like blended wine or honey from more than one source, it’s a way of getting rid of undesirable stock that hasn’t sold.
- Amyl is great for anything demanding unfettered dilation, such as fisting, huge toys, huge speculums, animal husbandry accessories, feet, arms, elbows, butternut squashes, double penetration; as well as angina symptoms and even angry gallbladders.
- Lower strength marketed Pentyl tends to smell less than high strength Amyl and is better for bating, edging, milking, cybersex, fingering, butt plugs, normal sized dildos, probing, combined sucking and prostate play, pleasurable electrosex, urethral play, figging, delayed orgasms, organic carrots, bondage, and big toe stuffing. Pentyl bottles don’t contain a ball, so they are more accessible for instant huffing.
- n-Pentyle, N-Pentyl (CAS 463-04-7) is somewhere in between, and this popper is many users’ choice for scenarios based more on pain than pleasure, where orgasm control rather than dilation is the aim, such as BDSM electrosex, submissive pegging, cattle prods, electrified Wartenberg wheels, impact play, ball squashing, prostate pinching, orgasm denial, fucking machines, drilldos, rosebud suction and prolonged multi-hand glans mashing.
- ‘Canadian Pentyl Formula’ is a new multi-constituent substance that contains a butyl compound. Butyl is generally considered a carcinogen, so we’d recommend avoiding this product.
- ‘Hexyl nitrite’ (CAS 638-51-7) is a relatively new poppers formula and has a similar although less intense effect as Pentyl. But, given it is cheaper to produce than Pentyl, you can draw your own conclusions…
Best Poppers Purveyors
Power Poppers
According to the website, ‘Europe’s #1 popper supplier’. Ooh la la! We recommend their Jungle Juice Platinum (Pentyl) Jungle Juice (Amyl) and Rush Ultra.
Twisted Beast Poppers
We recommend REAL RUSH PLATINUM 10ML, TWISTED BEAST GOLD 10ML , AMYL 10ML (all Amyl); and GAPE BOY 24ML (ideal for large handed fisting) and SKULL FUCK SILVER 24ML (bling bottle to keep) – both N-Pentyl.
Poppers Online
This Switzerland based store tells you in great detail exactly what chemical you are purchasing and exactly what you can expect. They also have a practical range of accessories including inhalers, sniffers toppers, booster caps holders and banger stations. Everyone needs a banger station.
XTRM
This lovely Estonian outfit makes ergonomic sniffers. The leakproof click function ones are highly recommended.
PBYP
Australian poppers. Go from feeling like an average aussie bloke to Michael Hutchence, Hugh Jackman and prime Mal Meninga combined in just one sniff, mate. We like Jungle Juice Black Label (Pentyl) and Juiced Platinum (Pentyl). They also offer a stainless steel inhaler.
Speedy Poppers
Speedy Poppers offer a range of popular poppers and promise to deliver within 3 hours to anywhere in London. Perfect if you are caught short in the sauna or your Grindr date comes empty handed.
Prowler Poppers
A good option for party packs. The Thrifty Shades Darker set is good value.
Regulation Poppers
Includes many of the options from the Twisted Beast range, with the added bonus of mystery boxes, party packs and seasonal offers. They also offer Snffr leakproof attachments and Sniffa sealed pressable attachments. Our subs really like Sniffas.
Euro Poppers
Some great Amyl options, including Super Original 10ml which comes with a free reusable adapter for your nose. There a discounts for larger quantities.
Aromaroma UK
Offers a range of poppers with power pellets – a device to help keep the chemical potent for longer.
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