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Anaconda by Mister Hankey - the perfect dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, […]

Mr Hankey Lampwick dildo. Ideal for fucking machines.

Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr. Hankey’s Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of these a dildo is probably a disservice. A sculptured love-tool, a signature object d’art or a statement of sex might be […]

Shockspot Fucking Machine - the best and most powerful fucking machine for BDSM and anal Gay Sex

The Shockspot Fucking Machine

The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day comes and computers take over the world, the Shockspot will be the machine the cyborgs give a life of its own. Human orifices, beware! […]

The Meo pear of anguish butt plug as featured in American Horror House. Open up your sub's anus and masage the prostate in BDSM

The Anal Master Butt Plug by Meo

Review: The best butt plug ever. This has to be just about the best butt plug ever. Your ass will be quivering and your anus tentative about receiving this arterial red gunmetal effect 5.5 inch torpedo. It’s large and wide enough (1.5 inches) to present a challenge to all but the most piggy. Once inside […]