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Anaconda by Mister Hankey - the perfect dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, […]

Mr Hankey Lampwick dildo. Ideal for fucking machines.

Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr. Hankey’s Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of these a dildo is probably a disservice. A sculptured love-tool, a signature object d’art or a statement of sex might be […]

Hegar urethral sound

Sounds and dilators – our guide to urethral play

The Kinky Kink guide to urethral sounds and catheters Urethral sounds were designed by doctors in the 18th and 19th centuries to unblock piss holes. Such doctors cared little for patient discomfort hence some of the downright scary designs . In present times sounds are rarely used for medical reasons – antibiotics have largely replaced […]

CB6000 chastity from Cucumber C4

CB6000 Chastity Device as featured on Cucumber

Here it is – this is the male chastity belt device which Dean flashed to Henry in Channel 4’s Cucumber and Banana shows last night. The CB6000 is the most sparkly, newest and perhaps most restrictive lockable cock snuggler  from the famous CB line of erection preventing plastics. It features three high grade polycarbonate sections […]

Shockspot Fucking Machine - the best and most powerful fucking machine for BDSM and anal Gay Sex

The Shockspot Fucking Machine

The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day comes and computers take over the world, the Shockspot will be the machine the cyborgs give a life of its own. Human orifices, beware! […]