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Anaconda by Mister Hankey - the perfect dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, […]

Mr Hankey Lampwick dildo. Ideal for fucking machines.

Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr. Hankey’s Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of these a dildo is probably a disservice. A sculptured love-tool, a signature object d’art or a statement of sex might be […]