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Mr Hankey Big Daddy

The Centaur and Big Daddy Dildos by Mister Hankey

Mister Hankey’s Centaur and Big Daddy dildos A throbbing expectation hit the front end of July as we awaited the latest batch of Mister Hankey dildos. And the waiting was almost the hardest part. Firstly, the USPS tracking page flashed up strange and mysterious messages. Delays. Interventions. Inspections. Nearly a month later the package arrived, […]

Anaconda by Mister Hankey - the perfect dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, […]

Mr Hankey Lampwick dildo. Ideal for fucking machines.

Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr. Hankey’s Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of these a dildo is probably a disservice. A sculptured love-tool, a signature object d’art or a statement of sex might be […]