Kong – The most powerful fucking machine in the world

Kong – brute force fucking machine

Kong – the king of fucking machines.

This is Kong. The most powerful fucking machine in the world. Regardless of what algorithms, equations or methods are used to calculate the power of a machine, this one comes out on top every time. It’s industrial, a little on the loud side, put together like a muscle car and unerringly reliable. It’s a mechanized beast, kept under control only by the user remote control.

Weighing in at 40lbs, it isn’t going to move mid-stroke and it won’t need nailing to the floor like cheaper products. It offers 1/4HP and 70lbs of torque. Yes – 1/4HP – that’s similar to a small  lawnmower or a monster power tool.

anything from the deepest long-dicks to the most most brutal rapid-fire rabbit fucks are possible

If you’re after a machine for anal action this is a surefire contender. With 70 pounds per square inch torque it will penetrate the  anus with ease and dominate even the most resistant sub in BDSM play.It’s perfect for large vac-u-lok toys.  If you’re after a tied down battering from a BAM dildo or similar – this machine delivers. Offering an adjustable stroke length between two and twelve inches, anything from the deepest long-dicks to the most brutal rapid-fire rabbit fucks are possible.

It’s like being fucked by the Terminator

It isn’t programmable and it doesn’t offer the variation of some of the more expensive hi-tech offerings out there, but in a way, that’s part of the appeal. It’s monotonous, predictable,. monstrous and powerful. It’s like being fucked by the Terminator. You know what’s coming, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. That’s possibly why it works so well in role-play and BDSM – the sub will be totally aware of what’s coming up – and resistance is futile.  This machine never gets tired and will not relent. It will not stop until Master turns off that switch.

Breaking it would be hard work

Quite apart from drooling over-imaginative scenarios for your sub, this machine is desirable for its build quality. The finish is excellent. It’s solid, with quality welding and industrial components. Not that we’ve tried to, but breaking it would be hard work. Vac-u-lok dildos work really well on this machine, and the level of power possible means that the dildo by and large reaches its target. There’s little slapping around or failed entries with this machine – it fucks well.

The Kong fucking machine is available from Sex Machines in the UK and Europe and Orgasm Alley in the USA.

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