Top 10 anal douches

The Covert Shower Shot

This chrome number niftily secretes a douche inside a standard thread three-mode shower head to hide it from unsuspecting house guests. So, fear not, your visiting relatives won’t know what you get up to or down to in the shower. Unless, of course, granny is Slagatha Christie and up for shits and giggles – you never can tell.

The CleanStream Silicone Double Bulb Nozzle

This medical-flavored device is perfect for enema fetish lovers and also perfect to scare the shit out of unsuspecting subs. Not one, but two inflatable bulbs create a watertight seal for the surprisingly large amount of fluid this douche inserts. Relief will only come when Master unscrews the release. Perfect for depth players, we also loved the satisfying sonorous sloshing.

Automatic 360° anal douche

Missed a spot? Not with this douche! Your rosebud will sparkle inside and out with this all-round, multidirectional, 360-degree pooperamic electric anal sprinkler system. With a leakproof and easy-to-clean construction, it’s perfect for douche fanatics, beginners and thrill-seekers alike.

COLT ® PRO Shower Shot Enema System with Butt Plug

Super practical, this Colt shower system includes a universal adaptor, so it will work pretty well anywhere – at home, in a hotel, or on holiday. It will attach to a shower, bath, sink, caravan, outdoor tap or even a farmyard spigot. Be anally ready for everything, anywhere, anytime.

Tom of Finland Enema Delivery System

This douche doesn’t squirt, it rapidly tsunamis up to 500ml of fluid into your anus. Squeeze the industrial-looking bellows and it’s like five douches in one. It’s like calling out Mr Rooter to service your rectum. For speed, practicality and eyebrow-raising, this is our favourite douche to use at the sauna. I mean – for fuck’s sake – who can’t get excited about sticking an accordion up your arse!

COLT ® GUYSER Anal Bulb Douche

It’s a classic – tried and tested and trustworthy. You can’t go wrong with a Colt anal bulb douche. Squirt, clench, do some Abba dancing queen moves, and squat – x3 – and you’re good to go – right? Our top choice for simplicity and reliability.

Skwert Water Bottle Douche Kit

This genius invention turns any water bottle into an instant douche device! With two different thread adaptors, nearly any water bottle will work with the Skwert. With a five-hole nozzle, it’s highly practical and efficient. So put your old plastic bottles to use and recycle your ass!

Perfect Fit Ergoflo 8″ Flex Nozzle

Long, flexible and smooth, this nozzle will hit parts other douches won’t reach. For a satisfying and thorough clean, the Ergoflex is your best bet. Use this and your arsehole will be dingleberry free – guaranteed.

Nexus Shower Douche Duo Kit – Advanced

When one nozzle isn’t enough, use two. No, this isn’t a double penetrating douche (although there’s surely a market for that), but this pack includes a choice between a rippled probe nozzle to loosen your sphincter or a smooth angled attachment to wash every corner of your inner tushie.

Go Deep Anal Cleansing Kit with Huge Dildo

Embark on a three-act anal adventure! The enema bulb connects to a hugely long snake-like nozzle to clean well beyond your furthest sphincter. Then use the oversized lube squirter to coat your insides for a super slippery session with part 3 – the climax – a whopping 12.5 inch veiny dong that’s perfect for deeply rewarding anal sluttery.