Last night, deep in my underground lair (okay, fine, it’s just my basement), I powered up the CyborgTop 360 – a mechanical beast designed for the bold. Whether you’re into high-tech BDSM, experimental play, or simply curious about what happens when industrial engineering meets primal desire, this machine is a wild trip. Naturally, I had to take it for a full test drive.
The unboxing alone set the tone. Everything was packed with an almost unsettling precision, like some forbidden X-files artifact waiting to be activated. The machine itself is a gleaming slab of industrial power, built with such meticulous craftsmanship that you might wonder if it were designed by engineers moonlighting from NASA. The remote control – an intimidating little device – came loaded with four dials, LCD screens, and enough buttons to make me feel as if I were about to launch my orifices into orbit.
Assembly was surprisingly smooth, though definitely not a casual “plug-and-play” situation. This thing bolts down like it means business. The suction cups gripped my artisan flooring tiles like a lifeline, while the mounting plates, Velcro straps, and metal rings ensured nothing moved unless I intended it to. There’s even a Vac-u-Lock tool with its own drill bit – because apparently, we’re building battle-ready pleasure tech now. The voltage switch allows seamless adaptation between 110, 220, and 240 volts, so global adventurers, you’re covered.
CyborgTop 360 Fucking Machine
This machine stands out with its 500-watt motor delivering 10.5 Nm of torque, making it one of the most powerful on the market. Designed to handle up to 150 kilos of penetrative thrust, it caters to a wide range of users and preferences, from gentle beginners to seasoned enthusiasts seeking intense experiences. Plus, its unique rotation function allows you to spin dildos faster than a DJ playing Pete Burns’ 80s classic.
I like to give each of my fucking machines a name – something I talk to. I’m calling this one Picard. Or maybe Locutus. Fast rabbit fuck? Make it so. Smooth fisting? Engage! Humongous anal orgasms? See to it, number one! Double penetration dildo long dicking with 360 fast rotation? “Things are only impossible until they are not.”
- Click here to view the CyborgTop 360 Fucking Machine in action (link takes you to media on X.com. Note – this video will never be safe for work even if Clive Barker becomes President and Pinhead runs the State Department.)
Its 18-inch stroke can be adjusted on the fly, maintaining consistent torque regardless of speed. This feature eliminates the common issue of losing power at low speeds, ensuring a steady and satisfying performance. The machine’s industrial-grade components and high-quality welding promise durability and reliability.
The unique combination of reciprocating and rotating motions, controlled independently, offers an unprecedented level of customization. The rotation module – exclusive to the CyborgTop 360 – enhances the experience with additional movement options.
The machine comes with all necessary accessories, including a remote control, a set of legs, suction cups, mounting plates, a Vac-U-Lock system, Velcro straps, and metal mounting rings. Users won’t need to purchase any additional attachments other than the odd bad dragon mega knot dildo, a horse cock dong or two, or maybe an ejaculating alien prong; making it a comprehensive and cost-effective choice.
Then, of course, I had to test the extreme possibilities. Anything that can be attached by velcro straps or Vac-U-Lock will work with this machine. So, slow speed, inch by inch urethral sound penetration for precision cock stuffing? Check. A slender anal plug that played a maddening game of push-and-pull? Yep. A high-speed Fleshlight attachment that had me questioning my very existence? Absolutely. And then, the grand finale – a strapped on Tenga torture setup that spun and thrust remorselessly around a post-orgasm sensitive glans with merciless precision. If you’ve ever wanted a machine to test your limits, remodel your rectum or make you go ‘Ooh, Aah’ much more than a little bit; congratulations, you’ve found it.
CyborgTop 360 Fucking Machine
When the subject of fucking machines comes up, people always ask: how loud is it? Well, this machine is significantly quieter than your average washing machine – I’d say it’s on par with a well-used breadmaker. So if your neighbors hear it at all, they’ll just think you’re a hygiene freak or very into baking, which, of course, you might be – except we’re talking about a very different variety of cake activity. As for your screaming orgasms, your sub’s plaintive moaning, or your pet player’s surprised mooing; background TV nature documentaries, tight ball gags, or shiny rubber hoods are recommended.
For those using large, heavy toys or seeking an aggressive session, the CyborgTop 360 delivers the necessary power and stability. Its robust build and versatile functions also cater to those who prefer a gentler touch, making it suitable for a wide audience.
By the end of my session, I had a newfound appreciation for what’s possible when technology and desire collide. The CyborgTop 360 isn’t just another toy; it’s an experience – a duckbill deep dive into the outer edges of pleasure where engineering meets hedonism. Hardcore BDSM fisting and size queen lovers will love its brutal efficiency, while adventurous couples and individuals will appreciate the range of sensations it offers. Even those just dipping a toe into extreme erotica might find themselves captivated by its sheer versatility. It’s not just a sex machine – it’s a playground for the mechanically inclined.
- You can buy a CyborgTop 360 Fucking Machine from the manufacturer here. They ship worldwide. And probably further.
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