Top 10 sex toys for Brexit. Here’s our list of top ten sex toys for the upcoming Brexit. From harnesses and macho gear for topping Brexiteers to pig boy slut butt plugs and restraints for submissive remainers, we have it all.
Christmas Sex Toy Stocking Fillers
What you need this Christmas is an orgasm. Indulge all your kinky passions! Scream ‘Joy to the World’ as you ‘Come on all Ye Faithful’. Have many a festive nut and remember to invite Santa up your chimney. Ho, ho hoe! Buy a sex toy. Here’s our list of great kinky Christmas sex toy stocking fillers.
Maspalomas – the kinkiest place in the world
Maspalomas and Playa Del Ingles Maspalomas and nearby Playa Del Ingles in Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands, Spain are possibly the kinkiest and most hardcore sex tourist holiday locations after...
Men’s Pleasure Park Gay Sauna, Heathrow
A gay sauna event, in Surrey, with transport links to the world via the world’s busiest airport – Heathrow. You never know who you might fuck.
Kong – The most powerful fucking machine in the world
Kong - the king of fucking machines. This is Kong. The most powerful fucking machine in the world. Regardless of what algorithms, equations or methods are used to calculate the power of a machine,...
HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine
HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine. It’s not like other machines. Your bondage and domination scenarios will be replete with sweaty anticipation, shock and awe, and inescapable fulfilment. It’s a piece of kit you’ll dream of owning, and once you do, it will own you.
CB6000 Chastity Device as featured on Cucumber
Here it is - this is the male chastity belt device which Dean flashed to Henry in Channel 4's Cucumber and Banana shows last night. The CB6000 is the most sparkly, newest and perhaps most...
The kinkiest gay saunas, sex clubs, and fetish locations in the UK
Slave owner Roger, from the deepest darkest dungeon corner of the West Midlands, UK, writes up a list of cruisy gay bars, saunas and clubs with a more than a hint of bondage and fetishism around the UK.
The Erostek ET312B – the ultimate electrosex power box for hands free orgasms
Simply the best estim electrosex power box. It will blow your mind, but not your fuses Close your eyes. Lean back. Engage your imagination. Picture a time, when you can plug in a gadget, and your...
Shockspot Fucking Machine
The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day...
The Depth Charge Flexible BiPolar Electrosex Anal Probe
Depth Charge – an extremely kinky BDSM electro biploar anal probe sex toy for estim, bondage, domination and role play. Can be used to cause hands free orgasms.
Urethral sounds and dilators – our guide to piss hole fetish play
The Kinky Kink guide to urethral sounds and catheters
Urethral sounds were designed by doctors in the 18th and 19th centuries to unblock piss holes. Such doctors cared little for patient discomfort hence some of the downright scary designs . In present times sounds are rarely used for medical reasons – antibiotics have largely replaced them – but they remain available to the BDSM community as one of the more powerful mind fucks available for the gential area.
Obsidian Neon Wand Intensity Kit
The Obsidian Neon Wand Intensity Kit with Flex Capacitor & Electro Whip is versatile & easy to clean. It’s perfect for electro play zap & sizzle in your BDSM dungeon and works well on both male and female subs.
The Decimator – the largest electro BDSM butt plug in the world
Decimator: it’s a monster. A huge metal butt plug. It’s the biggest and possibly best e-stim / electro insertable anal BDSM electrode.
The Centaur and Big Daddy Dildos by Mister Hankey
Mister Hankey's Centaur and Big Daddy dildos A throbbing expectation hit the front end of July as we awaited the latest batch of Mister Hankey dildos. And the waiting was almost the hardest part....
The Twisted Penis Chastity Device
Twisted penis. A stunning addition to your BDSM kit. This device is torture to look at and if your submissive gets hard, torture in reality.
The Anal Master Butt Plug by Meo
Review: The best butt plug ever. This has to be just about the best butt plug ever. Your ass will be quivering and your anus tentative about receiving this arterial red gunmetal effect 5.5 inch...
Kali’s Teeth Chastity Device
Kali’s Teeth. Best used as a CBT & BDSM toy to lock up the scrotum, glans or base of cock. Ideal for impact play, suspension, rope work & electrostim.
Electrostim, electrosex and estim sound files
Electrosex, estim and electrosex sound files – mp3 and wav – for stereostim powerboxes. A cyber sexual symphony of orgasms for electroejaculation & BDSM scenarios. Enjoy your session
Mr Hankey’s Toys
Mr. Hankey's Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey's Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of...
PES Deepthroat Electrode with Big Jim
The most intense and extreme BDSM cock and prostate electrode. The deepthroat with big jim (and the smaller slim jim) insertable urethral sound electrode by PES - Paradise Electrical Systems - is...
Claws Urethral Sound Plug
The Claws urethral plug – a well constructed and high-quality urethral sound for BDSM cock stuffing and bondage scenarios. Ideal for estim and electro play.
The Anaconda Dildo
The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, it’s no reptile, it won’t fit in your trousers, and it’s larger than life. This is artisan tubesteak.
An industrial ball crusher
If you’ve seen fabulous industrial ball crushers on BDSM sites, the chances are it’s one of these. This device is pure evil and will cause serious pain.