Reviews

Kong – The most powerful fucking machine in the world

Kong – The most powerful fucking machine in the world

Kong - the king of fucking machines. This is Kong. The most powerful fucking machine in the world. Regardless of what algorithms, equations or methods are used to calculate the power of a machine, this one comes out on top every time. It's industrial, a little on the loud side, put together like a...

HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine

HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine

HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine. It’s not like other machines. Your bondage and domination scenarios will be replete with sweaty anticipation, shock and awe, and inescapable fulfilment. It’s a piece of kit you’ll dream of owning, and once you do, it will own you.

CB6000 Chastity Device as featured on Cucumber

CB6000 Chastity Device as featured on Cucumber

Here it is - this is the male chastity belt device which Dean flashed to Henry in Channel 4's Cucumber and Banana shows last night. The CB6000 is the most sparkly, newest and perhaps most...

Maspalomas – the kinkiest place in the world

Maspalomas – the kinkiest place in the world

Maspalomas and Playa Del Ingles Maspalomas and nearby Playa Del Ingles in Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands, Spain are possibly the kinkiest and most hardcore sex tourist holiday locations after...

Shockspot Fucking Machine

Shockspot Fucking Machine

The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day...

Brexit Top 10 Sex Toys

Brexit Top 10 Sex Toys

Top 10 sex toys for Brexit. Here’s our list of top ten sex toys for the upcoming Brexit. From harnesses and macho gear for topping Brexiteers to pig boy slut butt plugs and restraints for submissive remainers, we have it all.

Urethral sounds and dilators – our guide to piss hole fetish play

Urethral sounds and dilators – our guide to piss hole fetish play

The Kinky Kink guide to urethral sounds and catheters

Urethral sounds were designed by doctors in the 18th and 19th centuries to unblock piss holes. Such doctors cared little for patient discomfort hence some of the downright scary designs . In present times sounds are rarely used for medical reasons – antibiotics have largely replaced them – but they remain available to the BDSM community as one of the more powerful mind fucks available for the gential area.

Obsidian Neon Wand Intensity Kit

Obsidian Neon Wand Intensity Kit

The Obsidian Neon Wand Intensity Kit with Flex Capacitor & Electro Whip is versatile & easy to clean. It’s perfect for electro play zap & sizzle in your BDSM dungeon and works well on both male and female subs.

The Anal Master Butt Plug by Meo

The Anal Master Butt Plug by Meo

Review: The best butt plug ever. This has to be just about the best butt plug ever. Your ass will be quivering and your anus tentative about receiving this arterial red gunmetal effect 5.5 inch...

Kali’s Teeth Chastity Device

Kali’s Teeth Chastity Device

Kali’s Teeth. Best used as a CBT & BDSM toy to lock up the scrotum, glans or base of cock. Ideal for impact play, suspension, rope work & electrostim.

Electrostim, electrosex and estim sound files

Electrostim, electrosex and estim sound files

Electrosex, estim and electrosex sound files – mp3 and wav – for stereostim powerboxes. A cyber sexual symphony of orgasms for electroejaculation & BDSM scenarios. Enjoy your session

Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr. Hankey's Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey's Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of...

PES Deepthroat Electrode with Big Jim

PES Deepthroat Electrode with Big Jim

The most intense and extreme BDSM cock and prostate electrode. The deepthroat with big jim (and the smaller slim jim) insertable urethral sound electrode by PES - Paradise Electrical Systems - is...

Claws Urethral Sound Plug

Claws Urethral Sound Plug

The Claws urethral plug – a well constructed and high-quality urethral sound for BDSM cock stuffing and bondage scenarios. Ideal for estim and electro play.

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, it’s no reptile, it won’t fit in your trousers, and it’s larger than life. This is artisan tubesteak.

An industrial ball crusher

An industrial ball crusher

If you’ve seen fabulous industrial ball crushers on BDSM sites, the chances are it’s one of these. This device is pure evil and will cause serious pain.