Fucking Machines

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, it’s no reptile, it won’t fit in your trousers, and it’s larger than life. This is artisan tubesteak.

Shockspot Fucking Machine

Shockspot Fucking Machine

The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day...

Kong – The most powerful fucking machine in the world

Kong – The most powerful fucking machine in the world

Kong - the king of fucking machines. This is Kong. The most powerful fucking machine in the world. Regardless of what algorithms, equations or methods are used to calculate the power of a machine,...

Cyborgtop 360 Fucking Machine

Cyborgtop 360 Fucking Machine

Cyborgtop 360 Fucking Machine isn’t just another toy; it’s an experience – a deep duck bill dive into the outer edges of pleasure where engineering meets hedonism. Hardcore fisters and size queens will love it.

HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine

HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine

HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine. It’s not like other machines. Your bondage and domination scenarios will be replete with sweaty anticipation, shock and awe, and inescapable fulfilment. It’s a piece of kit you’ll dream of owning, and once you do, it will own you.