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Kong – The most powerful fucking machine in the world

Kong – The most powerful fucking machine in the world

Kong - the king of fucking machines. This is Kong. The most powerful fucking machine in the world. Regardless of what algorithms, equations or methods are used to calculate the power of a machine, this one comes out on top every time. It's industrial, a little on the loud side, put together like a...

Shockspot Fucking Machine

Shockspot Fucking Machine

The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day...

Brexit Top 10 Sex Toys

Brexit Top 10 Sex Toys

Top 10 sex toys for Brexit. Here’s our list of top ten sex toys for the upcoming Brexit. From harnesses and macho gear for topping Brexiteers to pig boy slut butt plugs and restraints for submissive remainers, we have it all.