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The kinkiest gay saunas, sex clubs, and fetish locations in the UK

By Roger the Slave Owner
Updated on Jan 16, 2021

Reading time: 3 minutes

Cruisy gay saunas and sex clubs with a more than a hint of fetishism in the UK

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Gay saunas in London

Gay saunas in the South

Gau saunas in the South West and Wales

Gay saunas in the Midlands

Gay saunas in the North

Gay saunas in Scotland

No Gay sauna near you?

Either let us know what this page is missing, or if you cannot get to a gay sauna due to Covid-19 and lockdown, don’t despair, why not buy your very own high-quality Finnish sauna for your home. You could even set yourself as a cruisy location on Squirt!

If you would like your institution considered for the above guide, contact Slave Owner Roger using the comment form below. In time, he’ll rock up with his literate,  but abjectly worthless cunt hole(s) in tow, to thoroughly evaluate your interior.

Essential items for your cruising adventure

  • Douche – perhaps the most essential item, if you’re a bottom, versatile, or just someone’s worthless slave hole.
  • Poppers – ESMale has an aromatic selection. Get them quick before they become illegal in half of Europe…
  • Condoms – The Condom Outlet has every rubber you could imagine, and some you couldn’t.
  • Exciting underwear – Dead Good Undies has a fine selection, and ESMale also does some kinkier offerings, or if you want to frighten the punters, try some of these.
  • Rubber / PVC / Neoprene – Mister S Leather has some shiny, squeaky gear here, and there also this Uberkinky kit here.
  • Leather – there’s a good selection of gear here, and here.
  • Harnesses and things with many belts – there’s nothing better than a lot of buckles.
  • Cock rings – for keeping everything going in the right direction. Essential for permanent stiffies in gay sauna sex.
  • Wrist or ankle wallets – for keeping your money/locker key / micro douche / lucky condom close by.
  • Lube – to ensure your trip to the sauna goes smoothly.
  • A decent jockstrap to show off your wares.

Have fun and play safe.


Reviewer: Roger the Slave Owner

Roger is a gay slave owner. Currently, he rears two worthless cock worshipping cuntholes who are occasionally allowed to graze under tethered supervision at various fetish cattle markets in the UK. Roger is our go-to writer for UK based kinkery. He likes anything with belt buckles and studs.

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