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The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, it’s no reptile, it won’t fit in your trousers, and it’s larger than life. This is artisan tubesteak.
Mister Hankey's Centaur and Big Daddy dildos A throbbing expectation hit the front end of July as we awaited the latest batch of Mister Hankey dildos. And the waiting was almost the hardest part....
Mr. Hankey's Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey's Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of...