Hankey’s Toys

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda dildo is the latest model from the high-end Mister Hankey range of toys. I’d love to take a suitcase of these on a plane, just so I could pretend to be Samuel L Jackson if anyone questioned the contents of my baggage. But this dildo – this Anaconda – is not a snake, it’s no reptile, it won’t fit in your trousers, and it’s larger than life. This is artisan tubesteak.

Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr. Hankey's Lampwick and El Rey dildo toys Mr. Hankey's Toys is a dildo firm which specializes in highly detailed phalluses for the more ambitious openings. It belongs in The Louvre. Calling one of...

Shockspot Fucking Machine

Shockspot Fucking Machine

The most advanced sex toy and fucking machine in the world. As fucking machines go, nothing even comes close in terms of complexity, functions, versatility and technical wizardry. When judgement day...