HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine

Hugher TW11 Tango fucking machine: our review

In terms of specs, it’s powerful, it’s well designed and machined and it looks and feels more advanced than any other machine on the market. We think it’s perfectly suited to more advanced and experienced users. For newbies, the sight of this machine in action will consume the mind and challenge confidence and limits, which of course, as an experienced Dominatrix, might be exactly what you want in a BDSM scene.

We had the pleasure of trying one out at our local dungeon for hire over the past few months with a variety of willing, yet trepidatious, submissive test subjects. This is what we observed.

If you want a replacement human fuck, we’d recommend the Shockspot. But if you want your sexual horizons relocated, your limits tested and your imagination overwhelmed, then you need a HugHer Tango TW11. Watch this to see why.

We think it works best with a fuck bench, where the owner of the primed hole can be securely tied and strapped down. This machine is so powerful and precise that it’s important that you can ensure this machine is lined up exactly how you want it.

“It’s science, bitch.”

There’s a space-age control panel and the machine is custom programmable. You can create your own perverted, demanding and sexually startling routines, which can all be saved and shared.

The creative possibilities are endless. The pleasure, frustration and level of submission is quantifiable, calculable and replicable. As Jesse Pinkman never said because, sadly, he never went into the fucking machine business, “It’s science, bitch”.

The HugHer possesses surprisingly focussed and highly accurate power delivery. Your target, whichever hole that might be, needs to be aligned, otherwise it will fuck in strange ways from unexpected angles. When everything is lined up, the machine is simply sublime and offers incredible possibilities.

If it’s not quite aligned it will poke, prod, push and slap your buttocks, face, bollocks, stomach or whatever else is in the way, so using a Tango as part of a BDSM sessions will demand some planning.

As an aside, the stand is similar to those found in rock drum kits, so if you never lucid dreamed being drilled by Tommy Lee, as least you can experience being fucked by his shiny hardware.

HugHer Tango TW11 – going through the ‘motions’

• Classy classic – a ubiquitous vanilla fuck, the type of which works well with a coffee, smoke, or flourished arse cheek swatting with a nice vegan whip.
• The Nibbler – perfect for prostates, it locks on and remorselessly judders your inner love button like a precision jackhammer. Combine it with a Venus 2000 sucking machine and you will cause your sub to experience multiple involuntary orgasms. Special memories.
• Speed Waves – excellent in conjunction with Estim, this program is effective when the dildo shaft is angled to stroke the G-Spot or prostate in your sub’s hole. Simply adjust the speed to ease off like a sexually stingy bastard just at the point of orgasm. And again, and again…
• Insist – test your submissive’s limits. This particular thrust is relentless, and then it gets deeper and more relentless. But it won’t take you over the edge – it just keeps going and going and going. It’s perfectly paired with a milking machine.
• Closing gap – This mode is a little like an ambitious middle-aged stud who thrusts deeply at first before feeling an old sports injury and steadily running out of pump before swerving into a hyper rabbit-fuck and claiming it was all intentional. Except, this machine doesn’t collapse into flaccid snoring, it carries on. Just when the hole owner thinks they can cope, they realise there’s more to come. Much more…
• Hit – our favourite mode. Make sure you show it to your sub before you blindfold and restrain them. It will strike fear. We use it as the basis of many of our machine-based BDSM plot scenarios. It’s a problem the sub cannot resolve! For ambitious fisting fans with no limits, try “Hit” with a Bad Dragon knotted dildo.
• Speed crossing – it gets fast one way, then thrusts deeper but pulls out more slowly before reversing unexpectedly and starting again. It’s a motion that humans are just not capable of replicating. Mistress Desdemona particularly likes to incorporate a Hitachi wand on the clit or glans with this mode.
• Stroke Nibbler – perfect to elicit instant orgasms at the end of a session. Or perfect to torment a slave who has been instructed not to come. With the latter, we like to involve an Estim electro-shock prod. Zap and sizzle, baby!
• Deeper – it penetrates and it fucks. Then it penetrates more and fucks more. And then it fucks deeper, and surprisingly deep it will go. An ideal challenge for new subs, inexperienced anal players and depth training wannabees. Our subs found it particularly demanding with wider dildos. Juicy viewing.
• Classic II – even better than the real thing. Experiment with a Mister Hankey dildo to broaden your sub’s perspective on life.
• Stop and Go – the squirming anticipation this mode will cause is a joy to watch. This mode is ideal for edging or confusing your sub. We particularly like to use gaps in this motion to involve another aspect of BDSM in the ‘stop’ intervals, such as genital hot wax dripping, a touch of Wartenberg wheeling, or some extreme nipple play.
• Staccado – if you need a Jibber-jabber fuck this is the A-team fucking machine!
• Half and Half – this movement is a more regular fuck and we like to use this as a BDSM scenario cocktail mixer, particular as an opportunity to stir in some hard Estim. An electrosex ‘waves’ pulse on the cockhead and balls works magnificently with this penetrative pattern.
• Soft ends – we like to mix this up with the ‘Nibbler’ and throw in some ‘Deeper’ towards the end of a sexual scenario stanza, before moving on to greater challenges. Alternatively, as a more gentle, educated fuck, we find it a useful opportunity to introduce some forced cock into the sub’s open mouth.
• Speed Trio – no it’s not an amphetamine-fueled rock band, but your arsehole might need to come down after a session with this mode.
• Stay-In – quiet night at home with tasty take-out? The HugHer Tango TW11 has other ideas with this program.
• Hard and Fast – can you last more than three minutes with this mode? Only one of our subs failed to orgasm after ‘Hard and Fast’. But that may have had something to do with an industrial laundry-load of strategically placed orgasm-ruining clothes pegs… Bitey bitey!
• Slo-Mo – agonisingly frustrating, especially when this movement is segued on either side of a short bust of ‘Hard and Fast’.
• Wu-Hisen – exotic and refreshing, this is a difficult mode to describe. We won’t spoil the fun, but we like this one.
• Tantra – We have a particular fetish for this mode, favoring a slave to be tied up, knees to chest with orifices exposed, and suspended with the dildo shaft aimed vertically from below. Choice.

You can watch most of the motions in this video.

Frequent fucking questions:

• Is it loud? No, not really, it’s nothing like as loud as a modern Zanussi washer on a fast spin, and far more thrilling.
• Will it offend the Neighbors? No, dear, they’ll probably all want to join in.
• Does it use a lot of power? The lights might flicker like an episode of Stranger Things – but that’s down to your orgasms causing a rift in the space-time continuum. Seriously, it uses less power than a vacuum cleaner.
• Can I take it on a plane? I suppose you could. But you might have to demonstrate it to Homeland Security. Ooh, the possibilities!
• It’s so expensive. Is it worth it? Yes. We think it’s more worth it than an average vacation, reasonably talented sex buddy, random Grindr hookup or David Ginola lookalike.

Our final thoughts on the HugHer Tango TW11 fucking machine

This isn’t a cheap toy for a 10 minute fuck and go, it’s an exquisite artisanal crafted sex tool that takes time to learn, and is best used when constructing complex and mind-altering BDSM scenarios.

Like your sub, this machine needs to be tied down. The Tango has a lot of torque and power. It exerts force. Hopefully, this force will be aimed squarely into your target hole(s), but if not it will move either your sub, the machine, or whatever it is sitting on – including rugs, couches and loose floorboards. We recommend weighing it down, sitting it on gym floor tiles, or best of all if you have your own dungeon, affixing it via points of interest into your floor – in other words screwing it into the fabric of your building. That way, the only thing it will be moving is the dildo-pointed shaft.

This machine is unlike other powerful fuck tools. When ordinary fucking machines hit an obstacle, the motor will react, and either seizes briefly, or a safety trigger will kick in and stop the thrust. Not so with the Hugher Tango TW11. This machine will not be denied. Reluctant slave? Tight hole? Nervous anus? Press the on button and whatever dildo or plug is attached is going in, and once it’s started, it can only be stopped by the red ‘stop’ button. See how smoothly it projects the BAM – a thick 11-inch dong – into this willing piggy mancunt and check out how this ambitious butt plug skewers an eager cum dump with ease and alacrity.

“It can keep going beyond the point where most men would need a hip replacement.”

It’s also the only machine we’ve tried so far that gets close to an aggressive and dominating face fuck. And since it can keep going beyond the point where most men would need a hip replacement, it’s ideal for training your slutty sub’s deepthroat.

In our view, when expertly positioned and calibrated, the “Hit” mode on this machine is the pinnacle of dominating and mind-concentrating sex tech. Your slaves, subs, bottoms, and masochists will keep coming back for more. It’s worth buying a HugHer Tango just for the ‘Hit’ mode alone.

” Just open your mind to the unexpected, and the surprising abilities of this machine.”

Overall we enjoyed using this machine. Then we hungered for it with a lascivious fervour. And then we programmed it with wanton deviance. And then we tried it out in several stunningly realized BDSM scenarios, and now we cannot imagine life before the Tango.

It’s not like other machines, but that’s not a negative point. Just open your mind to the unexpected, and surprising facilities of this machine, and your bondage and domination scenarios will be replete with sweaty anticipation, shock and awe, and inescapable fulfilment. It’s a piece of kit you’ll dream of owning, and once you do, it will own you.

You can buy a HugHer Tango TW11 from Sexmachines.co.uk in Europe or FuckTech in the USA.